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This was done using a false hand (just in case anyone was wondering)

"Primary colours and large geometric patterns are it this summer". "And don't be seen on the beach without a bag, and then it must be...

Camouflage them. Hide them in "cats eyes". Locate them up trees. Increase their numbers. Whatever it takes. If drivers can't be trusted...

We all have them. Space bubbles. They shrink and grow, depending on where you are. On the Victoria Line approaching Victoria Station at...

"Please be aware lowering of under-carriage and deployment of wheels concealed in the heels of certain training shoes may cause offence,...

Rain the day after a really cold 2 week spell that failed to produce a single flake of snow. Sun on Monday morning after a weekend of...

Good grief. Big Brother almost makes everything else on TV look good. Only there seems to be hardly anything else actually on. TV offers...

Not a fan. One minute there's some serious acting going on. The next, someone's bursting into song. What's that all about?!

... there's usually one in every carriage. The one who can't be bothered to get out of bed early enough, and instead thinks nothing of...

In his 8 years as London Mayor, Ken Livingstone says despite his open and public invitation to do so, no business ever presented him with...

Medium-busy tube train enters station. Doors open. People pile on (leg order unimportant). Must get that seat. Sod anyone trying to get...

My wife has an allotment. Through it I have grown acquainted with the plant from hell. After 7 or 8 years battling with the stuff, I've...

Bring me the money-grabbing, knob-twiddling berks who created the football Premiership, the Championship, etc., etc., and have them put...

I remember when we had four. Now we're down to just one, and it's long, grey, damp and cool :-(

Look at the date of this post. It's mid-summer in Twickenham, London, England. And I'm still waiting for an evening warm enough to sit...

"Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like......

Funny how so fast and dangerous a sport can be so dull to watch on TV (and, frankly, live too). I quite enjoy the first 2 or 3 minutes of...

At last. Deep joy. I can go to a restaurant and not get smoked on (during or in-between courses). I can go into a pub and return home...

How about a bus that carries as many (or nearly as many) people as a bendy bus, occupies half the road area, and provides quick and easy...

As a long-suffering England football fan, clutching at straws (since '66), I wanted to celebrate British under-achievement generally in...